Friday, August 14, 2009

FEVICOL

Schooler nam -- Nandonik
Head Master -- Rupak
Student -- Tepa
Student er Maa -- Hashi Devi
Class Teacher -- Miss Golap


===================Golpo Shuru=================

Class 1 - B section e , Tumul kolahol Headmaster er kane gelo.. shob student der chitkar chechamechi ar ek-ti bachhar ( student ) kanna shune Rupak Sir chute gelen chass e..

Rupak babu : Golap Madam, eshob ki hochhe class e .. apnar kono control nei... class ta ekebare Sokher bazar hoye gelo dekchi :-? ... case ki? chitkar-chechamechi keno?? ei TEpa chitkar korchish keno? chup kor...

Tepa : ( Mathata du hate dhore .... ) Na sir, ami kichu korini.. amake khoma kore din.. ami kichu korina.. o maa go.. ar korbona uu uuu uuu..

Rupak Babu : Ay chup kor hotobhagha.. ki hoyeche bolbi to..

Tepa : Na sir, ami kichu korini.. ar korbona uuu uuu aa aaaaa ( Matha du hate chepe dhore )

Shob Chatrora : ha ha ha .. ha ha haa Tepa .. ha ha

Rupak Sir : Ay chup shobai..

Golap Didimoni : Sir, Ekbar Tepar mathata dekhun to.....

Rupak Sir : Keno Tepar mathai ki :-?

[ Rupak sir chute gelen tepar kache.. ]

Rupak Sir : Ki re Tepa mathai ki.. dekha toh; ekbar dekhi ki case...

[ Tarpore TEpar hat shoriye dekhte pelo, mathatar pechone kichu jaiga, fule ekta dhipi r moton hoye ache, thik choto ekta gol alur moton.. ]

Tepa eta ki re ... !!!! Eta ki tepa .. hotochhara . ki kore holo eta?

Tepa : Na sir, ami kichu korini.. ar korbona uuu uuu aa
[ Tepa to kichutei bolena case ta ki, Onno bachhatao hasche ar chitkar korche..]

Rupak Sir : Are bolbi to ki hoyeche mathai.. ?? , Miss Golap.. , Tepar Maa / Baba ke dakun ekhuni... !!


Golap Didimoni : Agge Sir !!

Kichukhhon por, Hasi Debi (Tepar maa) r agomon Head Master er room e...

Hasi Debi : Nomoshkar sir !!

Rupak Sir : Hmm , Nomoshkar !! .......... ( Tepa ke dekhiye ) .. Tepar mathai ota ki alu r moton fule royeche?? Ki kore holo.. shob khule bolun...

Tepa : Na sir, ami kichu korini.. ar korbona uuu uuu aa

Rupak Sir : Ay chup !! chup kor hotochhara !!

Hasi Debi : Sir kal na, Tepa Bathroom e pore gechilo .. Pore giye or mathata fete gechilo ektu.. Barite kichu chilona.. Tepar Babar rakha ekta Fevicol er theke ektu fevicol niye ami fata jaigata jure diyechi.. , TV te to dekhai e je "Fevicol ki majbut jor, sabkuch asani se jurta hain" .. ar sei fevicolta shokto hoye fule ache Tepar mathar opore..

Rupak Sir : ( Mathai Hat diye )... E ki !!! korechen ta ki...
.. Miss Golap.. Hasi Devi ke Ranchi ar Tepa ke ekhuni hospitale pathan.. taratariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....

Friday, December 5, 2008

Jiboner nana rong < Ekti golpo >

Shob choritro kalponik. er sathe bastober kono choritrer kono rokom mil nei...
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Canada theke officer kaj sere ferar pore Anirban besh khushi mone mone. dirgho ek mash pore se abar Mehuli-r sathe pran khule kotha bolte parbe. ei kodine se bhishon bhabe jake miss koreche.. mane Anirban er premika Mehulir kotha bolchi.. Mehuli MBA (HR) e koreo job pachhena serom. seta niye bhishon tension e ache se. Anirbaner canada jabar age ekta mnc te interview diyechilo job er jonno.. sei mnc-r onno branch-e abar anirbaner mesho dgm. Mehuli Anirbanke bolechilo sedin shokale...

Mehuli: Ani, jodi amar kono help hoi tomar mesho ke janiyo..
Anirban: thik ache Mehul ami aaj e amar mashi ke phn kore bole dichhi. tumi tomar roll no ta diyo..
Mehuli : Ok ...
Anirban : Love u ...
Mehuli : :) bolbo na.. bujhe nao.. bhalobashi bole ki love u bolte hobe? hehehe.. tumi na.. hehe
shono ami 5tai berobo tomake missed debo .. phone kore niyo. maa gotokal sondeho korechilo monehoi..
Anirban.. : :o se ki .. are bojheni to.. bhoi korche amar
Mehuli : are na na.. ami katiye diyechi..bhebona.. hehe.. ar shono rate sms korbo... net theke...bye
Anirban : Bye

Anirban bhabte boshlo edik odik nanan kotha... bhabchilo ki kore chat room e chat korte korte tader jhogra holo.. tarpore prem holo.. seshmesh mehuli ke se peyei gelo..ekhono dekhao holona..kobe se Mumbai e jabe.. or sathe dekha korbe..
(Anirban Pune-r chele.. ar Mehuli Mumbai er..kormo sutre anirban kolkatai ekhon...) prem holo pray 7 mash.. chotfot korche dekha korar jonno.. erom virtual prem hobe ar seta eto govir e jabe bhabteo pareni.. biyer decision porjonto neoya hoyegeche tar... ar emon shomoye Anirban er company theke take ekta project er jonno canada jete hobe 2din porei....eshob bhabchilo se... muchki heshe kaj e mon dilo ebar anirban..


bikel 5ta.. anirban office e... 2bar mobile ta misti sur e beje uthlo... anirban mobile tule dekhlo mehuli r missed call.. ghorite dekhlo 5 ta beje 10 min... officer baire giye phone melalo mehuli ke...


tar 2 din pore canada chole gelo anirban... mash khaneker kajer pore sms kore mehuli ke anirban janalo " mehul,ami firchi porshu... mesho ke bole diyechilam tomar kotha... jodio mesho officer kaje states e ache.. uni eshei tomar kotha bolbe office e..missing u.. love u.. tc.. bye"

Canada theke ferar pore abar 2din chuti niyechilo anirban..

2 diner chutir pore office e join korlo anirban.. nijer room e eshe laptop ta on korlo.. orkut e bondhuder scrap gulor reply dilo shobar age. mehuli ekhono online hoini.. ghori te dekhlo 10 ta beje 10 hoyeche... ashar shomoy hoye geche... hotath dekhlo orkuter inbox e ekta unread message pore ache...
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frm : Mehuli
to : Anirban

subject : hi

kemon acho? tomake ekta dorkar e mail korechi. etodin tumi chilena.. ami tomake ektu o miss korini. tomake chara amar kono rokomer problem hoini.. sukhe chilam dibbi. ar tomake chara ami ekmash jokhon thakte perechi tokhon tomake chere thakai amar kono osubidhe hobena. amar monehoi ami tomake bhalobashte parini. oporadh korechi thiki .. kintu ami ar parbona tomake bhalobashte. ar tomar meshoke amar job tar je kotha bolecho .. onake abar bolona je, amar name kichu bole amar jobta atke dei... bye

Mehuli

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Anirban akash theke porlo... eta ki holo? erom o bhalobasha hoi naki? swopnotai kemon jeno mithhe mithhe lagchilo... coffee ta boddo beswad.... kothai jabe kake bolbe kichu bujhte parchilona.. ki korbe se ekhon......

Orkuter profile take notun kore edit korlo saradin... community te lekha shuru.. kemon jeno jhara haat paa lagche aaj.. sei bojh ta ar nei... goto kodiner jhor jhapta mone ashlei hasi pachhe. hehe.. mehulir sei mail peye etota bhenge gechilam.. rate train dhore soja barite... office e resignation.. char dike bishmoyer du jora chokh... "hotath kore anirbaner ki holo?".... maa-r jerar chote 2 din pore shob porishkar holo shobar kache.. onek taal bahana-r pore maa ar choto mama r sathe abar chole elam kolkatai.. shob bholar protishruti diye kormojoggye neme gelam...

"Amra Amader Gorbo" ei namer ek community te anirban notun kore onek bondhu peye jai.. bhalo lagar onek kichu peye jai se ekhane .. roj community-te anirbaner notun notun kobita ar shobar mon joy kore neoyata ekta jeno obhess hoye geche ekhon tar... edike mehuli tar profile delete kore kothai hariye gelo... anirbaner ar mone porena mehulike.. bhule geche shob duswopner moton.. dur akashe ekta chil ure jachhe kromosho... kokhono lat khai.. kokhono gotta kheye nicher dike neme ashe.. tarpore abar opore ure jai achomka...

katte thaklo din.. notun bondhuder sathe , office er kaje besh bhaloi ache ekhon anirban... mehuli ke dekhlo hotath notun profile baniye eseche.... obak holo besh.. jaihok..

Sreetama-r sathe anirbaner besh bondhutto hoye geche community te.. eke oporke add kore besh scrap cholto tader.. shobai kemon jeno ekta sondeher chokhe dekhto oder dujonke.. ar anirban sritoma seta dekhe moja peto besh... ora bhrukhhephin hoye scrap kore jeto eke oporke..

hmm.. sritoma... or kothai ashi.. Delhi te bari.. ekhon Bidesh-e ache. Germany te thake.. munich-e.. electrical engineer.. ar parents thaken delhi te.. baba govt officer.. maa ar choto bhai.. khub hasikhushi.. chonchol.. swopno dekhe.. emotional.. besh bhalo lege gelo anirbaner oke.. Mehuli jabar pore o sreetama ke dekhe community te.. aral theke dekhei jeto.. kokhono samne ashar sahosh paini.. hotath kore oder community te alap hoye jai.. jaihok...

Orkut (Inbox)
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Sreetama : Shob sondeho korche Anirbanda .. :d :d :d .. korukge amar boye gelo. amader kichu thakle alada bepar chilo. kauke scrap korle jodi loker gaa jala kore to koruk.. tobe ami thik korechi ekhon theke tomake ar scrap-e na .. inbox ei pathabo mesg.

Anirban : thik ache sree. setai bhalo hobe. hehe.. kokhon ele office e? kheyecho kichu shokale? tomake ekta kotha bolar chilo amar..
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kokhon prem hoye jai dujoner.. anirban haschilo.. bhenge pora jibon hotath kore uthe darai kokhono eta jana chilona.. sreetama , janto mehulir kotha. shunechilo anirbaner mukhe..

ani, charo to.. orom meyera sarther jonno shob pare.. tomar sathe ami achi tomar shob sukhe dukhe.. bhebona tumi.... :L

na sree, bhabina ami ar tomake peye.. tomar sathe ami thakte chai sara jibon.. chere diyechilam ami kobita lekha.. tomar jonno abar likte badhho hoyechi...

dhut pagol.. lekha keno charbe.. ota tomake likhtei hobe.. ontoto amar jonno...

ok, shona.. tai hobe.. love u ..

Dhut.. tumi na .. ja ta.. :L :L :L .. amar lojja korena bujhi ki je koro..

he he he.. bhut ..

moteo na.. ami petni.. :p

kete jachhilo jibon, emni kore.. ek ekta din.. ek ekta muhurto.. orkute e.. phone e.. emni kore kete gelo 7 ta mash..

tarpor... ek borof bheja bhor-e

Minus 10 degree celsius temperature neme geche stockholm e ... chutir din aaj.. Anirban cigarette dhoralo adhshoya obosthatei.. rate khub drink kora hoye gechilo.. mathata jhim dhore ache ekhono.. Mehulir mail-kal rate inbox-e dekhe besh obak hoyechilo.. mail e likheche, "se onno karo sathe seriously involved hoye geche.. ar bhishon sukhi ache"...

bah! bhalo kotha besh.. kintu Amake keno jananor dorkar chilo or.. hoito jalate chaiche eshob bole amai se.

kintu jolonto manushke ki bar bar jalano jai...?

Dubochor por...

Onek nodir jol mohonatey milemishe ekakar...

Trina aaj baper bari jachhe... bikel'er flight.. bhrukhhephin jibontake aynate dekhe dirghoniswas chari..

Trina.. ghono ghono baper bari jai.. jaak na.. bhalo toh.. ekla jibontake niye ar hiseber khatai katakuti khelte boshina ami... gota jibontai afsosher.. oshob koreo kono labh hoyna....

ami manush khara kori jibon.. nijessota.. kokhono sottir ashroye kokhono mithhyete.. ei shottitai abar onnora khele felye amar jiboneo...

jhorer moton tar asha.. kadiye chole jaoya.. tar jemon echhe.. bhabi jibonta loksaner.. shob kichu jeno solpokhhoner.. dekhajaak...

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